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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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