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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}

{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

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