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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}

{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}

{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}

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{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}

{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}

{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}

{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}

{"fact":"A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.","length":96}

{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

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